According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon to Kip's Carpet Cleaning. Choose between the following options: For $45, you get carpet cleaning for two rooms, up to a total of 270 square feet (up to a $94.50 value). For $69, you get air-duct cleaning for up to seven vents (up to a $189 value). This Groupon is valid for homes in Douglas an...

What You Get For $29, you get a PHI Beauty ceramic flat iron set (a $149.99 value) that includes the following: One full-size tourmaline ceramic straightener with 1-inch plates One travel-pro straightener with 0.5-inch plates Choose between the following styles: Black straighteners with yellow plates Pink straighteners with pink plates Shipping is included. Orders fulfilled by United National Consumer Suppliers. Visit the Groupon Goods FAQ for more info. ...

Though rubber-banding a photograph to a roly-poly super ball increases its utility, its picture quality plummets after playing just a few rounds of fetch. Put a photo in a durable place with today's Groupon: for $45, you get one 16"x20"x1.5" gallery-wrapped canvas from Canvas on Demand (a $126.95 value). Shipping and handling are included with the cost of this Groupon. A wrapped canvas is a professional photorealistic reproduction printed on textured artist canvas ...

Fresh flowers spruce up Valentine's Day dates easier than making your own candy or paying your nephew to dress as a Cupid-themed living statue. Arm yourself with amorous bouquets with todays Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of flowers and gifts from FTD. FTD offers same-day delivery in most areas for orders placed by 2 p.m. in the recipients time zone. Service or shipping fees vary widely based on order and delivery dates but typically range from $15.99 to $29.99...

Apartment-Style Suites Minutes from Kansas City International Airport Poised at the confluence of the Missouri and Kansas Rivers, Kansas City has long been a focal point of transportation and exploration, welcoming the Lewis and Clark expedition in 1804 as well as the first cross-Missouri railroad in 1869. Today, the bulk of long-distance travel centers on the Kansas City International Airport. Tucked 5 miles away from the airport, Chase Suite Hotel Kansas City off...

Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with todays Groupon for a massage with Cindy Jones at Complimentary Health: The Office of Cindy Jones. Choose between the following options: For $32, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $65 value). For $37, you get a 60-minute hot stone massage (a $75 value). Massage therapist Cindy Jones draws on her teaching experience at...

Heart candies and kidney beans are the most popular organ-inspired foods, inexplicably eclipsing the sale of spleen-shaped marshmallows. Wear your heart on your tongue with todays Groupon: for $15, you get a dozen heart-shaped decorated cookies in a Valentines Day package at Pink City Sweets and Catering Co. (a $40 value). Orders must be placed 48 hours in advance for pickup on February 13 or 14. The creative confectioners at Pink City Sweets blend and bake an arr...

Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with todays Groupon: for $65, you get a romantic couples massage and chocolates at Complimentary Health (a $140 value). Massage therapist Cindy Jones draws on her teaching experience at the Kansas Massage Institute to send couples' sore muscles on simultaneous, 60-minute vacations. Cindy and her partner use the long, flowing stroke...

Family-Friendly Destination Resort on Table Rock Lake Branson winters are typically mild, but it will still be shocking to see swimmers run into the chilly Table Rock Lake waters on February 11 for the Polar Plunge. At Still Waters Resort, guests and locals alike will strip downor dress up in the hopes of winning Best Costumefor a brisk dip in the lake to benefit Special Olympics Missouri. The plunge isn't the family-friendly resort's only winter and spring activit...

Fresh flowers spruce up Valentine's Day dates easier than making your own candy or paying your nephew to dress as a Cupid-themed living statue. Arm yourself with amorous bouquets with todays Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of flowers and gifts from FTD. FTD offers same-day delivery in most areas for orders placed by 2 p.m. in the recipients time zone. Service or shipping fees vary widely based on order and delivery dates but typically range from $15.99 to $29.99...