Sclerotherapy treatments can reduce the appearance of spider veins, much like a tribunal of talking primates can reduce the appearance of justice. Convict mischievous veins with todays Groupon to Drs. Vogt and Dafnis in Scottsdale. Choose from the following options: For $99, you get one spider-vein-removal treatment (a $299 value). For $199, you get three spider-vein-removal treatments (an $897 value). For $299, you get five spider-vein-removal treatments (a $1,49...

Medieval barbers also doubled as village doctors, often causing long hair to be misdiagnosed as stage-one lycanthropy. Dodge a suspicious pair of silver scissors with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $29 for a haircut and style with included shampoo and blow-dry (up to a $60 value) $49 for a salon package (up to a $125 total value) that includes partial highlights, haircut, and blow-dry $55 for a deluxe salon package (up to a $185 total value) that includes...

Wax removes body hair just as effectively as it furnishes beehives and hugs depressed candlewicks. Put wax to work with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $59 for three Brazilian waxes (a $150 value) $25 for one Brazilian wax (a $50 value) In a private spa setting, 30-minute waxes eliminate stubble entirely from nether regions. Sei Bella For more than a decade, clients have flocked to Sei Bella for its relaxed, private quarters and massage, skincare, a...

Scavenger hunts help people get to know a city intimately, which may prove valuable when put in charge of hiding celebrity wax figures for the citywide celebrity-wax-figure hunt that takes place each Easter. Prepare for this venerable American tradition with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an entry to Phoenix Challenge: The Ultimate Urban Scavenger Race (a $50 value). This one-day competition takes place on Saturday, March 10, starting and finishing at Alice Coope...

Playtime is an essential part of childhood, giving youngsters the chance to develop motor skills and imaginary friends on whom to try out their recipes for play-doh spaghetti. Encourage your burgeoning chef with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $12 for three all-day play passes (up to a $27 value) $19 for five all-day play passes (up to a $45 value) $69 for a two-hour Bumble Bee public party for up to eight children (a $150 value), which includes a party h...

Live music is a huge improvement on canned music, which takes up valuable pantry space and often spoils into noxious free jazz. Keep it fresh with todays GrouponLive deal to see Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo with Eddie Money and Raquel Aurilia as part of The Good Life Festival series at Encanterra Country Club in San Tan Valley. For $15, you get one ticket for general-admission lawn seating on Saturday, February 25, at 1 p.m. (a $30 value, including all fees). Iconi...

Troubadourable folk buddies Simon and Garfunkel once sang that "it's all happening at the zoo" before retiring from music to live out their days serenely basking in the reptile habitat. Get happening with today's Groupon to Heritage Park Zoological Sanctuary in Prescott. Choose from the following options: For $8, you get admission for two adults (up to a $16 value). For $12, you get admission for two adults and two children (up to a $26 value). For $18, you get ad...

Like steam engines and cryogenically frozen sea monkeys, tea leaves come to life with just a little hot water. Harness the transformative power of hydration with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $25 for a Classic High Tea for two (a $50 value) Fresh-cut seasonal fruit Two chicken, tuna, cucumber, and egg finger sandwiches per person Assortment of homemade pastries Choice of loose-leaf tea Scones of the day with devonshire cream and lemon curd $30 for a ...

The hamburger is an edible American icon, much like coleslaw made with shredded Norman Rockwell paintings. Bread, bite, and chew with todays Groupon to The Original Flame Burger Factory in Chandler. Choose between the following options: For $14, you get four combo meals (up to a $29.16 value). For $5, you get $10 worth of burgers, hot dogs, and other American fare. Burgers range from $3.99$5.49. The Original Flame Burger Factory crafts third-pound patties on a m...

In one of the most miraculous transformations in the natural world, an ugly caterpillar wraps itself in a cocoon and emerges six to eight weeks later as either a beautiful butterfly or a much uglier caterpillar. Revel in a more predictable and effective beautifying treatment with this Groupon to A New U Day Spa & Salon in Chandler. Choose from the following options: For $49, you get a spa package (a $110 total value), which includes: One 50-minute peppermint...