Some family heirlooms, such as jewelry and photographs, are enthusiastically accepted by younger generations, and others, including Grandpa's gallstone and Betamax copies of Ishtar, are not. Procure a pride-inspiring heirloom with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a personalized alphabet-photography keepsake framed in black steel from Sticks and Stones (a $139.99 value). You can also apply the value toward another frame style and pay the difference. A shipping charg...

Among encased-meat products, handmade sausage is the most delightful, followed closely by a saddlebag filled with jerky and a can of Spam crammed inside a larger can of Spam. Occupy empty meat receptacles with todays Groupon to Findleys Butcher Shop, with locations in Acworth and Cartersville. Choose from the following options: For $45, you get a half grilling value pack (a $90 value). For $85, you get a full grilling value pack (a $180 value. For $45, you get a h...

As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get custom LASIK eye surgery for both eyes at Atlanta Vision Institute, valid at locations in Johns Creek, Dunwoody, and Decatur (a $4,500 value). Dr. M. Farooq Ashraf mastered the Excimer laser while on faculty at Johns Hopkins University, and he now wields the ultramodern tool as ...

As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get custom LASIK eye surgery for both eyes at Atlanta Vision Institute, valid at locations in Johns Creek, Dunwoody, and Decatur (a $4,500 value). Dr. M. Farooq Ashraf mastered the Excimer laser while on faculty at Johns Hopkins University, and he now wields the ultramodern tool as ...

As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get custom LASIK eye surgery for both eyes at Atlanta Vision Institute, valid at locations in Johns Creek, Dunwoody, and Decatur (a $4,500 value). Dr. M. Farooq Ashraf mastered the Excimer laser while on faculty at Johns Hopkins University, and he now wields the ultramodern tool as ...

As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get custom LASIK eye surgery for both eyes at Atlanta Vision Institute, valid at locations in Johns Creek, Dunwoody, and Decatur (a $4,500 value). Dr. M. Farooq Ashraf mastered the Excimer laser while on faculty at Johns Hopkins University, and he now wields the ultramodern tool as ...

As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get custom LASIK eye surgery for both eyes at Atlanta Vision Institute, valid at locations in Johns Creek, Dunwoody, and Decatur (a $4,500 value). Dr. M. Farooq Ashraf mastered the Excimer laser while on faculty at Johns Hopkins University, and he now wields the ultramodern tool as ...

Converting old memories into new digital formats means encoding them as a string of zeroes and ones, like a scoring table after a yodeled rendition of "Amazing Grace" divides judges between goose eggs and perfect 10s. Express yourself binarily with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of media-conversion services from Southtree. Having preserved more than 25 billion frames of home-movie magic, Southtree modernizes fading videotapes, film, and photos to stave...

In Les Misérables II: Final Justice, Jean Valjean is arrested for committing an even greater crime against French law: applying margarine to another mans mustache during dinner without asking first. Feast around the proper tableside etiquette of France with today's Groupon to Café St. Tropez, located in Carmel. Choose from the following options: For $13, you get breakfast for two (up to a $26.90 total value) that includes the following items: Two breakfast entre...

According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon to Kip's Carpet Cleaning. Choose between the following options: For $45, you get carpet cleaning for two rooms, up to a total of 270 square feet (up to a $94.50 value). For $69, you get air-duct cleaning for up to seven vents (up to a $189 value). This Groupon is valid for homes in Douglas an...