Burning calories, like burning the neighbors flock of lawn flamingos, requires a vision for a better-looking future and a talent for furtive sprinting through other peoples side yards. Make a swift change with todays Groupon: for $44, you get five fat-burning MIC injections at Clearwater Aesthetic Medicine in Clearwater (a $100 value). At Clearwater Aesthetic Medicine, clinic founder Dr. Jayam Krishna Iyer supervises a comprehensive suite of non-invasive beauty and...

Though humans protect their legs and arms with clothing, they often leave their faces exposed to airborne pollutants, harsh UV rays, and wayward paintballs. Unburden your visage with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a signature Age Later facial (an $80 value) $65 for a signature Age Later micro-lift facial (a $150 value) Via Esthetique Armed with Image Skincare's pharmaceutical-grade products, Via Esthetique's aesthetician Portia Masquas helps c...

It was Benjamin Franklin who famously quipped, "Opposable thumbs, shoes, and cookies for breakfast are the only things separating us from the animals." Tie some dignity to your feet with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $24 worth of flip-flops and footwear at Flip Flop Shops. A symphony of rubbery soles thwacks against the tiles at Governor's Square Mall, where Flip Flop Shop owner Jason Swinford stocks his boutique's shelves with more than 150 styles of foot-hugg...

Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon to Speedloss. Choose between the following options: For $89, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian food and juice cleanse (a $199 value, including shipping). For $99, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food and juice cleanse (a $229 value, inc...

Knitting can be a helpful hobby in the winter when you need a scarf for extra warmth or a sturdy needle to chip your way out of a frozen cabin. Prepare for chilly months with this Groupon. $15 for a Beginners Knitting or Crocheting Class ($35 Value) One-hour classes teach fiber artists to cast-on and knit-stitch, or master a foundation chain and single crochet stitch. A scarf pattern is included with each class. Great Balls of Yarn In Great Balls of Yarn's four...

Kids who know how to swim have more fun on family vacations and always get first dibs in self-serve lobster tanks. Give the gift of buoyancy with today's Groupon for group swimming lessons for children aged 49 at Big Fish Swim School. Choose between the following options: For $45, you get four 30-minute group swimming lessons and registration fee (a $97.50 value). For $60, you get eight 30-minute group swimming lessons and registration fee (a $155 value). Big Fi...

Spider veins cast a seemingly permanent net over human legs, convincing the appendages that they're butterflies. Let your legs flutter to freedom with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for two sclerotherapy treatments (a $600 value) $189 for four sclerotherapy treatments (a $1,200 value) Progressive Wellness Medical Center With 35 years of experience, the medical staff at Progressive Wellness Center leads patients in reimagining their current state ...

Photography has progressed exponentially during the past century with the development of digital cameras, faster shutter speeds, and smiling. Capture the latest trends of emotional technology with today's Groupon: for $599, you get a four-hour photo-booth-rental package from Foto Box, valid within a 25-mile radius of 34747 (a $1,245 total value). The package includes the following: A four-hour rental with an attendant, props, unlimited color prints, and delivery, ...

If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls' myriad uses with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of 12 colors from My Pacific Pearls' online store (a $450 value). Complimentary shipping is included with this Groupon; please allow one to three weeks. My Pacific Pearls gathers freshwater pearls that go on to live dr...

People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with today's Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $99 for a 60-minute in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $350 value) $149 for the above, plus a 30-minute oral exam, cleaning, and x-rays (an $85 value; a $435 total value) Gables Smile and Gables Family Dental Dr. Elias Tobon, DDS, and Dr. Taidy Costoya, DMD, oversee a team of smil...