Laughter is the spark of the soul, which is why comedians can light up rooms during a blackout but cannot be left unattended at gas stations. Enjoy crackling wit with today's GrouponLive deal to see the Comedy and Blues Tour Valentines Day show at The New Daisy Theatre on Tuesday, February 14, at 8 p.m. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get two tickets for general admission (up to a $40 value). For $38, you get four tickets for general admission (up ...

Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh's gold with todays Groupon to Return to Health Clinic in Cordova. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get a weight-loss package (a $55 total value), which includes: A doctor-supervised weight-loss program (a $45 value) One vitamin B12 shot (a $10 value) For $20, you get a doctor-supervised weight loss progra...

Few things can catch a snack thief red-handed as efficiently as a freshly painted crimson cookie jar. Keep track of your sweet stock with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of ceramics and studio time at Seize the Clay. Unembellished ceramics line the shelves at Seize the Clay, where children and adults call forth colorful, utilitarian artworks such as plates, vases, and pet bowls. Studio time ($7/visit) includes all materials necessary to paint a distinct...

Shaggy hair can box guys into a corner in the job market, and scruffy beards can sand the face off a significant other. Today's Groupon saves another's face-skin and makes males look job-ready. The Deal $12 for a men's club haircut (a $25 value), which includes: Precision haircut Head massage with shampoo Hot steam towel dry and style Aftershave and neck-powder application $10 for a signature seven-step facial shave (a $20 value), which includes: Close shave...

Like choosing a prom date, choosing a favorite wine necessitates sampling a variety to determine which one will produce the nicest bouquet. Enjoy the fruits of competitive courting with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wine and a complimentary wine tasting at Century Farm Winery in Jackson. Century Farm orchestrates a bright spectrum of dry wines, semisweet wines, and fruit wines in a charming country shop surrounded by acres of shady arbors and south...

Decorated cookie cakes can express all kinds of sentiments, from hearts that say "I love you" to leprechauns that say "I buried your car keys in the forest." Send someone a message to chew on with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a 16-inch round cookie cake at Great American Cookies (a $29.99 value). Since 1977, the cookie craftspeople at Great American Cookies have shared edible sentiments via freshly baked cookies, brownies, and cookie cakes. Composed of premium...

Photographs of precious moments are the greatest gifts relatives can leave behind for their descendants, aside from genes for cowlick-resistant hair or hints to where the inheritance is buried. Pass on a transgenerational treasure with today's Groupon to Lasting Expressions. Choose between the following options: For $29, you get a photo package with live ducklings (a $180 value). Each package includes: One 30-minute photo shoot for one with live ducklings One dig...

The first people to successfully paint the town red spent more time haphazardly assembling scaffolding and arguing over who got to be the foreman than enjoying the results. Take the planning out of carousing with today's Groupon to Mardi Gras Memphis 2012 on Saturday, February 18, from 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. at the Mud Island River Terrace. Choose between the following options: For $75, you get two tickets (a $175 value). For $360, you get 10 tickets (an $800 value). ...

Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Kirby Whitten Massage Group in Bartlett. Choose between the following options: For $29, you get a one-hour massage (a $60 value). For $59, you get a one-hour couples massage ($120 value). Kirby Whitten Massage Group's licensed therapists all...

Wearing lingerie, much like dressing up as Sherlock Holmes and making yourself smell like a PlayStation, is an integral part of the seduction process. Take a step toward sexy with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of lingerie, swimsuits, and loungewear at A Fitting Place. A Fitting Place's in-house measuring experts help ladies line wardrobes with meticulously sized foundation garments as well as lounge and swimwear. The store's discreet and helpful staff...