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The countdown is on people. We're talking about the coveted Oscar for best tressed, of course. And if you have any hope of contending this year's IT list, better get to work on that award-worthy look pronto. Thanks to today's offering from Curly Top Hair Salon you've got two golden options to choose from. Go for $29 and you'll get a haircut, nourishing treatment and stylish blow dry to leave your hair red carpet ready (value $75). Or go all out and accept some dazzl...

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Does your dad nudge you and say, 'you know, that's the dead centre of town' whenever you drive past a cemetry Dad jokes are such groaners that sometimes it's hard to even fake a charity laugh after you've driven past the graveyard six billion times. Do away with the dumb jokes and forced laughter when you buy a ticket to see Triple JJJ's Raw National finalist 2011 and Cult Comic Xenethor at Revolt Melbourne. A laughable $9 gets you 50 minutes of hilarious, absurd an...

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