An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core without swallowing one with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $149 for two weekly one-hour virtual gastric-band weight-loss hypnotherapy sessions and a CD (a $300 value) $249 for four weekly one-hour virtual gastric-band weight-loss hypnotherapy sessions and a CD (a $600 value) A trained hypnotherapist attempts to help patients lose weight without ...

Dining by the water allows you to impress your date by sharing champagne at sunset, writing your names in the sand, and playing a shark like a trumpet. Make an impression with today's Groupon to Pasta Pelican in Alameda. Choose between the following options: For $29, you get a three-course Italian dinner for two (up to a $64 total value). For $55, you get a three-course Italian dinner for four (up to a $128 total value). Each three-course dinner includes the fol...

Ancient Greeks celebrated sports such as gymnastics, wrestling, and running around wildly with an open flame. Honor athletic history safely with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for $30 worth of sporting goods, rentals, and repair services $25 for $50 worth of sporting goods rentals, and repair services The shop's selection includes helmets ($34.99+), bags ($39.99+), and ski and snowboard rentals ($5+). See all men's and women's gear. Lombardi Sports...

Candles, unlike candlesticks, illuminate darkness and cannot be forensically linked to Colonel Mustard. Create your own guiding light with today's Groupon to Wix in Los Gatos. For $35, you get a granulated-candle-party take-home package for 5 people (a $75 value). For $75, you get a granulated-candle-party take-home package for 10 people (a $150 value). Each package includes the following material per person, enough to make one candle each: A candle mold A wic...

Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, "I never drink moonshine." Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with this Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of fine wine mailed directly to your door from Wine Insiders. Shipping is just $0.01 if you order a full case. This Groupon is not valid for club memberships and cannot be shipped to certain states; view the list of valid states here. Wine Insiders sprang fully formed from the head of founder John Dav...

Unlike DNA or a propensity to yell at the TV, hair color is a trait over which people can assert their control. Assert your dominance with today's Groupon from Heather Parcel at Lala Bella Salon. Choose between the following salon packages: For $32, you get a conditioning-treatment package (an $80 value), which includes: A haircut (a $40 value) A Paul Mitchell Awapuhi conditioning treatment (a $40 value) For $50, you get a highlighting package, which includes: ...

A skilled photographer captures a subject's sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental milestones with todays Groupon to Lemonberry Moon. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get an engagement photo package (a $250 value), which includes: One-hour on-location session One 8x10 print Two 5x7 prints Online viewing gallery 10 digital images For $99, you get a family portr...

Humans use pockets to store their most valuable warespurse pockets store cash, dough pockets enclose creamy crab rangoons, and jeans pockets contain loose dimes and leftover shrimp. Dig into dough pockets with todays Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of Thai cuisine at Peemkaew. At Peemkaew, cooks fill plates with noodles and veggies doused in peanut sauce, tamarind flavor, and more. The sweet-and-sour stir-fry sautés cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, and pineapple, ...

A raw steak can reduce the swelling of a black eye just as easily as the charcoal markings of a well-cooked steak can draw it back on. Make artful use of cuisine with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $20 for dinner for two (up to a $44 total value) Two dinner entrees or burgers (up to a $16 value each) Two drinks (up to a $6 value each) $10 for $20 worth of any breakfast or lunch fare for two diners. Dishes include three-egg omelets ($8+), biscuits an...

Without vitamins and supplements, humans would be forced to sleep in gingko trees, wrestle carrots from bunnies, and milk the iron from golf clubs. Fill your food pyramid in a single dose with today's Groupon: for $19, you get $40 worth of vitamins, supplements, and health products at GNC in Kirkland. This Groupon is valid towards anything in the store. GNC's opulent aisles display a wide variety of vitamin and mineral and herbal supplements, as well as sports nutr...