Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today's Groupon: for $17, you get $70 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. For this deal, Vistaprint is offering Groupon holders an additional 30% off all regularly priced items. The prices on this landing page reflect the discount. This Groupon ...

Much like composing a will, composing a grocery list requires the foresight to know what your kids will want. Outsource an unpleasant task with today's Groupon: for $29, you get 12 months of online meal planning from eMeals (a $58 value). Endorsed by financial author Dave Ramsey and highlighted on Oprah Winfrey's Life Lift blog, eMeals charts out a week's worth of dollar- and healthy-savvy dinner recipes to relieve the burden of kitchen-related stress. Each week, o...

A strong resumé is like a lion: it shreds competition, gives off a mighty roar, and never has a bad hair day. Reign as king of the job-market jungle with today's Groupon: for $85, you get a professional resumé- and cover-letter-writing service from JMC Resumes, Ltd. (a $260 value). Experienced in staffing and recruiting, JMC Resumes' band of merry wordsmiths crafts new resumés from scratch, tunes up existing resumés, and drafts cover letters infused with interview...

Fresh flowers spruce up Valentine's Day dates easier than making your own candy or paying your nephew to dress as a Cupid-themed living statue. Arm yourself with amorous bouquets with todays Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of flowers and gifts from FTD. FTD offers same-day delivery in most areas for orders placed by 2 p.m. in the recipients time zone. Service or shipping fees vary widely based on order and delivery dates but typically range from $15.99 to $29.99...

Anyone who claims that humans weren't meant to fly was likely pecked in their neonatal soft spot by the predator hawk that delivers all babies. Do what you were born to do with today's Groupon: for $65, you get an introductory discovery-flight package from Pilot Journey (a $129.95 value), valid at participating flight schools, marked with the Discovery Flight logo. The package includes: One 30- to 40-minute flight lesson with instructor Video seminar and 30-mi...

Like an iceberg, beauty resides largely below the surface, but only its visible portion can catch the eye of a strapping boat captain. Look ship-shape with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $70 worth of spa services at The Spa at Bobs East. The friendly staff of massage therapists and aestheticians at The Spa at Bobs East encourages passersby to abandon their stresses while indulging in a variety of soothing and beautifying spa services. Taut muscles thoroughly unw...

Some family heirlooms, such as jewelry and photographs, are enthusiastically accepted by younger generations, and others, including Grandpa's gallstone and Betamax copies of Ishtar, are not. Procure a pride-inspiring heirloom with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a personalized alphabet-photography keepsake framed in black steel from Sticks and Stones (a $139.99 value). You can also apply the value toward another frame style and pay the difference. A shipping charg...

Fresh flowers spruce up Valentine's Day dates easier than making your own candy or paying your nephew to dress as a Cupid-themed living statue. Arm yourself with amorous bouquets with todays Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of flowers and gifts from FTD. FTD offers same-day delivery in most areas for orders placed by 2 p.m. in the recipients time zone. Service or shipping fees vary widely based on order and delivery dates but typically range from $15.99 to $29.99...

The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Midwest Skin Institute. Choose between the following options: For $149, you get six IPL hair removal sessions on a small area (up to a $900 value) For $349, you get six IPL hair removal sessions on a medium area (up to a $1890 value) Click here to see a list ...

Writing your name on something gives you legal ownership over that item, which is why John Hancock signed the Constitution. Claim what's yours with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a copy of I Like Book, (a $19.95 value) with shipping (a $5.50 value) from The I Like Book, redeemable online (a $25.45 total value). I Like Book provides an innovative way for people to compile written compliments from their loved ones. The version for couples encourages grown-up turtl...