Skin responds positively to all sorts of stimuli, becoming relaxed when massaged, tan when bathed in light, and delicious when slathered in marshmallow fluff. Provoke positive reactions with today's Groupon to Planet Beach Contempo Spa. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get a renewing spa package (a $273 value), which includes: A level one Mystic spray tan or two level 25 UV tans Two Hydro-Derma Fusion sessions Two Luminous facials Two Hydro-Mas...

Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today's Groupon to ScanDigital. Choose between the following options: For $40, you get $100 worth of digitization services. For $115, you get $300 worth of digitization services. Unlike a lunch sack filled with gummy worms in a postapocalyptic world, this Groupon cannot be used...

Neighborhoods value their pubs as a place to socialize, just as they value the ends of their rainbows as a place to find extra parking-meter change. Enjoy camaraderie at close proximity with todays Groupon to Humpys Great Alaskan Alehouse on West 6th Avenue. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get a pub dinner for two, which includes: One appetizer (up to a $14.99 value) Two entrees (up to a $19.99 value) For $10, you get $20 worth of anything on...

Sitting for a photo was once a long and arduous process, as evidenced by the unkempt facial hair grown by our earliest presidents during their portrait sessions. Capture a clean image with this Groupon. $89 for a Photo Shoot for Up to Five ($345 Total Value) In-studio session (a $150 value) Photo retouching (a $50 value) Two 8"x10" prints (a $70 value) and digital file (a $75 value) of favorite photo Apogee Studios Levi Nilsson's index finger snaps down on sh...

After inventing geometry and physics, Greeks invented historyprimarily as a way to document their many inventions. Take a stroll through history with todays Groupon to Alaska Museum of Natural History. Choose between the following options: For $5, you get two tickets for adult admission (a $10 value). For $10, you get a family museum outing (up to a $22 value), which includes the following: Two tickets for adult admission (a $5 value each). Up to four tickets for...

Human beings prefer to start things from a safe distance, such as cars, fires, and food fights. Activate your automobile from afar with today's Groupon. The Deal $190 for an Autostart one-way remote car starter (a $379.95 value) Basic installation Transponder and security interfaces Up to 1,200-foot range Four-button transmitter SmartStart compatible Keyless entry on vehicles equipped with power locks Lifetime warranty May be upgraded to two-way at an additiona...

Some things, such as cakes and dentist hands, are better small. Eat the superior version of a cake with today's Groupon to The Cake Pop Goddess. Choose between the following options: For $17, you get a Valentine box of nine cake truffles (a $35 value). For $19, you get a dozen cupcake pops (a $40 value). The Cake Pop Goddess's deft confectioners cook up trays of bite-sized sweets in a variety of flavors before coating them in smooth, frosted shells. Draped in fe...

Music is humanity's universal language, narrowly beating out such close contenders as Esperanto, The Simpsons references, and yodeled profanity. Learn how to rhythmically communicate across cultures with todays Groupon: for $59, you get four half-hour music lessons at Hillside Music (up to a $140 value). Hillside Music's savvy instructors fill inquiring noggins with the know-how to channel rock, classical, pop, and folk styles while shredding on one of more than 12...

Social activists often tell groups of citizens to vote with their feet, failing to realize that the dexterity required to cast votes in modern ballot boxes makes this method highly impractical. Train your weight-bearing buddies for a host of precision tasks with todays Groupon: for $30, you get a dance-lesson package for two at Fred Astaire Dance Studio (a $142 value). The package includes: One private lesson One group lesson Admission for two to a practice party ...

Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with today's Groupon to All About You Medical Spa. Choose from the following options: For $129, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $480 value). Click here for a list of valid small areas. For $189, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (up to a $750 value). Click here for a list...